Blades of Glory Quotes

The movie Blades of Glory is chock full of funny and silly quotes. This website has a simple and direct purpose, and that's to collect Blades of Glory quotes in one place for the entertainment and amusements of the site's visitors. And if you haven't seen the movie Blades of Glory yet, then be sure to check it out. Not only is it full of great quotes, it's uproariously funny and entertaining too. Jon Heder and Will Ferrell are great. Here are some funny quotes from Blades of Glory.

Funny Quotes from Blades of Glory

We're gonna dance to one song, and one song only: "Lady Humps" by the Blackeyed Peas. "What you gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside your trunk? I’m a get you, get you drunk, get you drunk off my lady humps, my humps, my humps, my lovely lady humps."

-Chazz (Will Ferrell)

Troubled childhood? If you consider a 9 year old kid with a 35 year old girlfriend troubled.

-Chazz (Will Ferrell)

I'm getting sick, you smell like aftershave and taco meat!

-Jimmy (Jon Heder)

If we went to a Halloween party dressed as Batman and Robin, I'd go as Robin. That's how much you mean to me...

-Chazz (Will Ferrell) I should probably note that this Blades of Glory quote is funnier if you realize that Chazz is leaving this a voicemail message...for Jimmy! Here's another one:

I don't want to close my eyes, don't want to fall asleep cause I miss you Jimmy, and I don't wanna miss a thing.

-Chazz (Will Ferrell)

We love you Denver! City by the Bay!

-Chazz (Will Ferrell)

Memorable Quotes from Blades of Glory

We've also included what I think are some of the most memorable quotes from Blades of Glory.

Hey! Hey, you little forest creatures! None of you sons of bitches try to be heroes!

-Chazz, during his performance of "Grublets on Ice"

But I remember Boston, and that victory was as sweet as the cream pie for which the town was named.

-Chazz (Will Ferrell)

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